davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

netterminal:

Dead Pixels // 30/07/2013

puzzols:

introducing people to your online friends

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THAT GIF OF BAD COP SHOWING HIS CLAW HANDS MAKING QUOTATIONS I POSTED GOT OVER 1000 NOTES

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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crash-mcbarason:
innardss:

last night i had a dream about you ♫

ANALYSIS: SUBJECT IS EXCEEDING STANDARD CUTENESS LEVELS. (◡‿◡✿)